-October 10, 2007 - 'Partio' featured on crackle.com's funny page. Our serious dramatic work
concerning the problems of drinking and exercising is misinterpreted as “funny” by the mainstream media.

-May 26, 2007 - www.nothingsontv.com launches. 

-April 19, 2007 - Nothing’s On begins their podcasting service, birthing their mobile domination. Bees start to
mysteriously die off at the exact same time. Nothing’s On denies any connection.

-April  2, 2007 - Myspace feature ‘Golfing with Satan’ on their front page. Ninjas are deployed. Status unknown. 

-March 26, 2007 - ‘Shamfeine’ breaks a million views on grouper.com.  It’s official, it’s viral. Doctors are deployed.

-February 19, 2007 - Myspace features ‘Shamfeine’ on their front page. Ninjas successfully attack critics.

-October 12, 2006 - Myspace features ‘Body Donor Skit’ on their front page. Ninjas stockpiled after cash infusion. 

-June 2006 - Nothing’s On launches on myspace. To Nothings On’s disappointment, the ‘nothingons’ name has
already been taken on youtube, thwarting their plans to disgrace the moniker on every portal of the internet. It is
decided that ninjas will be deployed for a hostile takeover.  But the ninja supply at Costco is remarkably drab and
overpriced, so the ‘nothingsontv’ name is used instead.